Hey it’s me, Sam! I like long walks on the beach and sand fleas and water hitting land.

I work for the Board of Regents of the University System of Georgia (USG, not UGA,) as a UNIX Systems Administrator. You’d have to be astonishingly stupid to think that my views are somehow their views. Blah blah blah.

Chances are really good that if you’re reading this, you already know me.